So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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