There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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