How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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