grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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