No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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