My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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