piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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