I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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