She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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