Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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