I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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