Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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