Me. At least after what I've been through.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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