just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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