Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
one two three fourrrrnication!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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