I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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