Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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