Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
