hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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