I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
