Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
