she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
