I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
