ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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