we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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