Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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