fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Someone shattered a urinal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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