Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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