Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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