I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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