you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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