nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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