You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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