I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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