how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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