His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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