her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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