Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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