Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
