You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Randomize
