OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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