i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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