she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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