oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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