How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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