Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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