I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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