Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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