Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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