I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it glows. i had to have it.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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