i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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