Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Randomize
