white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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