Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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